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		<title>The Heisenberg Handbag</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are any of you married? I don&#8217;t know if that really matters. I think the more relevant question is, &#8220;Do you know a woman?&#8221; This question is really only aimed at the men though. So, men, do you know a woman? And secondly, does she have a purse? Because OH MY GOD. My wife does....]]></description>
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		<title>Bacon Talk: Tree Houses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, friends, family and &#8211; well, good morning to you too, enemies. Welcome to a special edition of Bacon Talk. That&#8217;s right, folks, tomorrow is International Bacon Day! But aside from being knee-deep in all that hoopla, I really just have one word to say right now. TREE HOUSES. HELL YES, TREE HOUSES! Sorry....]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3509</link>
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		<title>Haycomet versus The Turner Bot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently I had a week&#8217;s vacation from work. Normally this time of year means a trip back home to see family and to visit the beaches. This year, however, had different circumstances that kept me from going. The pusher bot had died from heat exhaustion, so I had to pay for a replacement. That depleted...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3517</link>
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		<title>Can the 1300s get a little love?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Haycomet just wrote a very nice piece about living in the middle ages, and it sort of touched a soft spot in my emotions. Because like her, I too have always wanted to visit a different time period. I actually wrote an essay about my time machine in the SpaceBrew Scroll. You can read it...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3508</link>
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		<title>An Error in Era</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was little, I felt out of place. I&#8217;m not saying I was awkward or lonely, well, I was, but that&#8217;s not what I&#8217;m writing about today. It would be more accurate to say that I felt like I was born in the wrong time period. I would watch Ozzie and Harriet, Dobie Gillis,...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3505</link>
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		<title>I just got my FACE rocked off.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, dudes, I have to tell you about our night Friday night! Okay, well &#8211; okay, well hang on. Let me catch my breath. It&#8217;s Saturday morning here &#8211; well, feels like morning, it&#8217;s actually well after noon &#8211; but I got my damn face (and most of my ass, neck, thighs, back and arms)...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3503</link>
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		<title>Bacon Talk: Space Travel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Space! Look at this huge silver tray full of bacon and that gigantic pot of hot coffee- what a beautiful sight! It&#8217;s nice to see you too Space, but for as awesome as you are, you really can&#8217;t compete with bacon. Who can? So anyway, how are you doing, Space? What would you like...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3483</link>
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		<title>One Pill, Two Pills, Red Pills, Blue Pills!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have all heard the pill quote from The Matrix by now. I&#8217;ll summarize it: take the blue pill while in the Matrix, then everything is cool, but take the red pill, and you&#8217;re going to get into some major chaos. Well, in today&#8217;s society, we treat EVERYTHING with pills! Think about it. Each person...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3490</link>
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		<title>Retirement Party: This Weekend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So when I heard the news that Brett Farve was finally retiring, I sighed and shook my head, then went to sit on the sofa with a beer. As I was in motion dropping into sitting position, a news flash came on saying he had changed his mind. Again. Now I don&#8217;t actually have television...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3484</link>
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		<title>Bacon, I will not discriminate!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My favorite food made headlines last week. No, not cupcakes. Wait, I don&#8217;t want to downplay the awesomeness of cupcakes&#8230; they have sprinkles for goodness sake! I&#8217;m referring to bacon in this case. I didn&#8217;t read the article, but I didn&#8217;t have to. The title summarized it. Evidently people are buying so much of it,...]]></description>
		<link>http://spacebrew.com/?p=3480</link>
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