We’ve all been there. You’re standing in line at the Garden Club Market checkout with a handful of beets and eggplant when you get the sudden and powerful urge to sneeze. What do you do? Do you drop the vegetables and sneeze into your elbow? What if you’re wearing a short-sleeved shirt? Well, in those cases, obviously it’s better to sneeze into your neighbor’s hoodie. You grab the hood of the gal in front of you and blow fine mist into the thick, soft fabric. But what if the person in front of you is not wearing a hoodie, as is so often the case? Well, you’re out of luck. Unless you just like the feel of a moist inner elbow.
Well, my friends, I have the answers. I have taken several Sneeze-Prep classes, as well as the more generalized Living With Allergies and Finding Good Places to Sneeze seminars. And I’m here to share the answers with you.