My associate and good friend Storm had a little run in today. Being a professional photographer, he “happened to be” at the Tower Records Playboy Signing tonight. so he caught some excellent pictures of Tiffany. Oh. My. God. I was just talking about liking Tiffany and that she’s in the new Playboy and everything then he suddenly comes along and sends me pictures of himself with her. Bastard.
I think she looks better in these photos than the Playboy ones. Well besides the fact that she isn’t naked, I mean, she just looks more natural. No airbrushing either. And those tits! I think the buttons on that shirt must have popped off. These are four of the fifty or so that he sent me. And of course, I bled the color out and pasted a tag on them for his benefit. But if you want to see more, you can carry your lazy ass over to his site and order the full size ones. Eat your heart out, kinetic kim:
Okay now looking at those pictures of her with those big soft boobs and that microphone in her hand, can you imagine being there and seeing that live? And hearing her sing I Think We’re Alone Now? Yeah. Sort of ruins the image, doesn’t it? I doubt though, that she has any new stuff worth listening to. Let’s face it. We all loved her back then because she was young. And we were young. And she sang to us. Now we just want to see those big soft beautiful boobs.
I love my friends. Storm is my friend. I love Storm. But dammit if I don’t want to kick his ass right now.