Speaking of women who like to show off their cleavage… Heather Graham sure has been doing a lot of that lately.

I know everyone appreciates a little cleavage in his java, but I think something’s up when a woman just all of a sudden starts wearing revealing clothing. Now I’m not saying she never has, but I don’t remember a trend as such. Recently, every event she’s attended, she’s graced us with a lot of between-the-boobs skin. It’s fine with me. But we haven’t been able to get her to take her top off since Boogie Nights. Is she trying to tell us something? Well, we’re ready to listen, Roller Girl!

I like those actresses who don’t show their breasts for the first few movies. And you really want them to. And you start like really liking them and, well, really wishing they’d just hurry up and take their damn titties out for a minute. Then when it finally happens you drop to your knees and say Thank You.

Heather Graham has already shown her goods, now I just want her to start showing them in every movie. You can’t possibly make a movie where you don’t show them now, right? I mean come on! You’ve graced us with the beautiful boobs, now we expect it every time.

You know who else needs to just get over herself and just get on with it? Scarlett Johannson. Yeah, just get it over with already. You know you’re going to show them someday. So why not just speed up the pace a little bit and get the show on the road. We’re getting tired of waiting already.