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Previously on SpaceBrew



2017
Nov
12
A Soft, Gentle Reset
“It's morning. You've just woken up. It looks warm outside, the sun is shining, but ...”
2013
Dec
20
05
The Voices in My House
“It was two o'clock this morning when I heard the voice. I was lying in ...”
Nov
27
12
11
06
Meet the Author
“If you read this site and you're here right now, this message is for you. ...”
Oct
Sep
25
Gone Are The Good Merchants
“When I first started home-brewing, I bottled my beers. There's something almost magical about popping ...”
Aug
16
The Importance of Good Grammar
“In the age of self-publishing, and the ease with which anyone can be a writer ...”
13
Jul
27
Walking the Tightrope
“So many times my red-haired wife will come home and tell me about news stories ...”
22
12
SpaceBrew Review: Bangs & Whimpers
“This book, Bangs & Whimpers: Stories About the End of the World is a collection ...”
11
10
Here be Space: Collector of Collections
“I've been home since Saturday. But I'm still getting used to it. Like I said ...”
08
07
Lest Ye Be Judged...
“The church I attend is spread across two campuses. I go to the North Campus. ...”
01
Jun
May
Apr
Mar
21
19
New York Diaries, Vol 1
“I'm finally changing career paths. At almost forty years old. But they say it's never ...”
Feb
Jan
18
How I Conquered Heartburn
“I know a lot of people who are permanently on some kind of acid reflux ...”
2012
Dec
22
First Day After The End Of The World
“We had a party last night. The invite said "Apocalypse Party. What better way to ...”
Nov
Oct
Sep
Aug
30
Summer Synopsis 2012
“What have I been up to lately? I know I said in my beer page ...”
20
The Craft Beer Movement
“I remember the first full bottle of beer I ever enjoyed. I was fifteen. My ...”
09
Mar
09
Bacon Talk: Books and Reading
“Welcome back, everyone. Where have you all been? We've been right here waiting for you ...”
08
Vincent Hobbes is a Thief
“I'm a writer. One might debate how well I perform this craft. Or not. Almost ...”
06
Jan
2011
Dec
30
Stumbling on a Musical Gold Mine
“Winter is historically my season for inspiration. Everything is dead or dying, cold and gray. ...”
19
SpaceBrew Review: No Country for Old Men
“It's been a while since I've had the time - and frankly, the desire - ...”
Nov
07
SpaceBrew Review: Insidious
“I finally watched this film last night. I've been wanting to see it for a ...”
01
Oct
23
SpaceBrew Review: Dooms Day Book
“I have so many things to say about this book. I've never really read anything ...”
18
There's Got To Be A Better Place
“I had a most peculiar experience in the men's room this afternoon. And I think ...”
04
Sep
12
SpaceBrew Review: Slaughterhouse-Five
“I have begun my endeavor to read a series of classic books, so that I ...”
07
01
The Summit of Mount Nerdly
“It probably doesn't come as any big surprise to most of you who know me ...”
Aug
01
Four Wake-ups 'Til Florida
“It's finally here, friends: that time of year when we leave for the Big Penis. ...”
Jul
05
Congratulations, America! You win!
“Way to go, the United States of America. On Independence Day - the day in ...”
May
13
I Hate Websites That Suck
“It seems that in this age, everyone is required to have some sort of web ...”
12
11
Apr
28
26
25
25 Years Later: Chernobyl
“Tomorrow marks the 25th anniversary of the tragic disaster that ruined Chernobyl and affected the ...”
21
Hyper Space
“I've lately begun to take offense to high gas prices. I'm not going to go ...”
Mar
Feb
28
Happy Monday, Planet Earth
“There are several things on my mind this morning, all of which I intend to ...”
09
A Sour Taste in my Mouth
“I was going to write this column yesterday, but got really busy and didn't end ...”
Jan
17
Making the Switch
“I know I've spoken a lot lately about going open-source. You probably remember my award-winning ...”
2010
Dec
20
Tales from a Repo Man
“Thursday night when my phone rang and a friend asked me if I could do ...”
13
Open-Source My Life
“Here in the last several months, I have begun to embrace the open-source. I have ...”
06
Area Man Refuses To Grow Up
“So I had a birthday party Friday night. This isn't very peculiar. However, there were ...”
Nov
26
Bacon Talk: Thanksgiving
“Welcome back, SpaceBrewers. We know none of you are reading this on Friday because you're ...”
22
Space Vs. The Heater Bot
“I've just ended my weeks-long battle with my heater bot. And while it might not ...”
16
What is a reunion without first a union?
“It's that time of year again. You know, that time after Halloween when you begin ...”
15
SpaceBrew Review: Slash's Slash
“Occasionally, I like to review things for you. Since SpaceBrew has become a trusted household ...”
12
Bacon Talk: Toys
“Good morning and happy Friday, SpaceBrewers! It's been an interesting week here with all that ...”
11
A Visit to the Toys Store
“Welcome to Thursday, SpaceBrewers. On this historic Veteran's Day, I'd like to salute all of ...”
10
The End of the Toy Age
“Today is my daughter's birthday. In fact as of 8:05am this morning, twelve years ...”
09
The New Age of Toys
“As you no doubt noticed, this is National Toy And Breast Appreciation Week here on ...”
08
05
Bacon Talk: Friends
“Hey, Space! It's a beautiful cool crisp day. I brought the pumpkin pie flavored ...”
04
Second Gun Not Necessary
“I was awakened abruptly by the sound of the front door being closed forcefully. You ...”
02
Baseball and Politics Don't Mix
“There are a few things I wish to discuss with you under the topic of ...”
01
Judge Not Thy Chili
“I guess I have entirely missed the point of a chili cook-off. You see, growing ...”
Oct
20
18
I'm not real proud of myself right now.
“For one who considers himself on top of the technology game, I sure did just ...”
15
11
The Dumbest Animals at the Zoo
“The Fort Worth zoo is a very big place. It's full of animals. If your ...”
06
SpaceBrew in Hibernation Mode
“Good morning, SpaceBrewers! Just a quick note to let you all know that we're coming ...”
04
01
Bacon Talk: Dream Houses
“Good morning, and happy Friday to you all, oh seekers of the bacon! Welcome to ...”
Sep
30
Would it kill you to smile?
“I am not a pessimist, well not completely... yet. I try to have a ...”
29
27
24
Bacon Talk: Music
“Good morning Bacon Talk fans, today is a beautiful day. I know this because ...”
22
Don't Give Me The Bird
“I'm not just now beginning to believe the birds are conspiring in some manner against ...”
20
17
Bacon Talk: Breasts
“Good morning, friends. Welcome to Bacon Talk: our award-winning weekly segment, where we get together ...”
15
A Spacey Definition of Fashion
“Have you ever gone through your closet and just looked at some of the clothing ...”
13
10
Bacon Talk: Dancing
“Wow, Space! It's my favorite time of the week already! I thought I ...”
08
Old People Like Applebee's
“There's an old man who lives in my neighborhood, right across the street. He and ...”
06
03
01
Can the 1300s get a little love?
“Haycomet just wrote a very nice piece about living in the middle ages, and it ...”
Aug
30
27
Bacon Talk: Space Travel
“Hey Space! Look at this huge silver tray full of bacon and that gigantic ...”
25
23
The Time Traveler Convention
“We had a little get-together the other night with a few friends, and I think ...”
20
19
Coming Out of the Closet
“During the Great Robot Fiasco of 2010 a couple of months ago, where my Pusher ...”
18
Wait. What birds? What bees?
“A few years ago, when my nephew was still just a little shaver, we found ...”
16
Yes I saw The Notebook. No, I didn't cry.
“Weren't you one of the ones who told me to watch this movie, and that ...”
13
Bacon Talk: Nicknames
“Hi Space!  How's it it going?  And hello out there in blogland!  This is yours ...”
12
11
09
You Ruined My Friday
“Just so you have a frame of reference, you need to know I am lying ...”
06
Bacon Talk: Cell Phones
“Good morning, Haycomet. That's a very nice bonnet you have on! How's your bacon? I've ...”
05
04
The The Bacon Paradox
“Have you ever heard of the Bacon Paradox? Actually, I think the The is capitalized, ...”
02
Jul
30
Bacon Talk: Toilets
“A great thing about having a huge group of writers on staff is that Space ...”
29
Do these genes make me look fat?
“I hear people all the time saying obesity is a disease. They talk like it's ...”
28
26
23
Bacon Talk: Marriage
“Happy Friday, SpaceBrewers! For this special day, we thought we'd do a special co-authored column ...”
22
Meal Ticket for a Bad Meal
“We were talking last night about the concept of the discount coupon, the refund and ...”
20
16
Life Lessons From Space: Driving
“Well I didn't finish the video I promised you yet. I got a little busy ...”
15
12
09
08
SpaceBrew Review: District 9
“I finally watched District 9 a couple of weeks ago. It was nothing like I ...”
07
The Men The Women Can't Avoid
“I've often found myself considering the stars, the planets, space and the harmonic oscillation produced ...”
05
Jun
30
Pusher Robot No Longer Moves Air
“Part 2 of the Shover Robot Saga After many calls to my father-in-law, I am now ...”
28
24
21
A New Forum for Old Taste
“I'd like to draw everyone's attention to the links over there on the right side ...”
18
Team-Building Events That Work
“The other night, while sitting outside with Siege, our discussion rounded upon the topic of ...”
15
A Newfound Fear of the Wind
“Once upon a time, I stumbled upon an opportunity that put me within reach of ...”
10
09
04
Techmophobia
“Have you ever had to provide technical support to anyone? Namely someone in their ...”
02
Malt Liquor for my Truckers
“I never told you about the time I was coming back from Abilene and a ...”
01
May
25
24
iPhone, it's over between us.
“First of all, I'd like to take a moment to stop down and say happy ...”
21
Happy Birthday Hard to Come By
“Wednesday was Stout's birthday. So Siege and I took him out to the Works to ...”
19
I'm sorry, iPhone. I want you back.
“I haven't been using the phone part of the iPhone for the last six months ...”
18
I don't believe in the Goat Man.
“After a weekend like I just had, you want to write about it. And the ...”
13
11
06
The Best Acting. Ever.
“Good morning, Brewers. Today I'd like to list out my top three favorite acting scenes ...”
05
Back to Our Roots
“Happy Cinco de Mayo, friends! This year, it happened to fall on May 5th, which ...”
04
Apr
30
The Art of Taxism
“Happy Friday Morning, Brewists. Today is not only the last Friday of the month, ...”
29
27
15
Keep On The Grass
“Well for the last two months I've been away from Geek Squad, settling into my ...”
Feb
10
Introducing SpaceBrew Radio
“Well, it finally happened. I finally branched out into the final facet of media ...”
2009
Dec
24
SpaceBrew Review: Avatar
“I can't really say much about this movie. It's one of those things you have ...”
18
01
It's all Exxon's fault. Again.
“Seriously. I am sick to death of gas stations and their evil ways. Oh what, ...”
Nov
26
The Day of the Turkey
“I guess to those of you in New York, it would be Day of the ...”
Sep
Jul
24
Connected
“Everyone has a facebook now. Myspace, apparently, is dead now. It's like an ...”
May
23
Fleas Flee, Please
“Not too long ago, I had a dog named Daisy. Or Dixie. Something ...”
11
2008
“So far so good!”
Dec
Nov
10
Calling the Call Center
“I hate having to call customer service. Mortgage company, bank, cell phone company, whatever. ...”
06
05
Well, my guy didn't win.
“I'm deeply saddened tonight that my candidate didn't win. We had every chance, it ...”
03
Industry Standards
“Why is it that when I walk into a barber shop, which is like twice ...”
Oct
29
Multi-Use Material
“So I was lying there last night, thinking about some awesome things we have, and ...”
24
23
20
A Real Local Celebrity
“I was listening to the radio in the kitchen Saturday morning (because we have one ...”
13
10
Interview With a Feminist
“For a long time, I've been friends with Stella, who is a true, bona fide, ...”
06
Happy October
“You all know that October is National Domestic Violence Month, right? Yeah. I ...”
Sep
29
Let's talk about spiders.
“Spiders are great little creatures. Millions of people like spiders quite a bit. ...”
25
Ringtones Are For the Birds
“Okay, I guess it's time to admit something to you, great readers: I don't really ...”
22
15
What happened to baseball?
“My girlfriend and I were at her son's baseball game last night, and I have ...”
12
The Day the World Didn't End
“Space Says:So what do we do now that the world didn't end when it was ...”
11
Lost Treasures
“Over the last couple of years, Captain and I have analyzed and cataloged the inventories ...”
09
03
SpaceBrew Goes Mobile
“I know you're all wondering why there was no column posted this morning. Well, ...”
Aug
Jul
28
25
And then we camped...
“So let me tell you about our camping trip last weekend. It was hotter ...”
24
21
18
Thank God it's Friday.
“No, it hasn't been a really long week or anything. I haven't had a ...”
14
White Van Specials
“You ever get accosted in a gas station parking lot by one of these gangs ...”
11
07
04
03
Junk Mail and Me
“I get junk mail. You get junk mail. We all get junk mail. ...”
02
Jun
30
26
Rights? What rights?
“Why are people so willing and ready to give up their personal freedoms so easily, ...”
24
23
20
19
Orange (Explosive) Candy
“While sitting at the lake the other day, we had an interesting experience. I ...”
13
06
I'm not a patient patient.
“Have you ever noticed that no matter what time they tell you your medicine will ...”
05
Happy Gay Pride Month
“It's June. How the hell is that possible? It seems like just yesterday ...”
May
30
29
Is it cold in here, or just me?
“Tuesday in Taiwan, a man grieving over the death of his girlfriend, decided to climb ...”
23
Don't Be That One Guy
“My father always used to tell me, "There are three types of people in this ...”
19
16
15
Faults Advertising
“You know how you keep hearing that stupid commercial on the radio from a car ...”
02
01
Apr
28
25
The Epitome of Abandonment
“I'd like to talk about something that has bothered me for quite some time. ...”
21
17
Good Things About the IRS
“I wanted to say good things about the IRS. So I did. Now ...”
15
How I Plan to Solve the Global Warming Crisis
“Global Warming is an issue I don't take very lightly. I take it extremely ...”
14
The Incredible Shrinking Medium
“I'm always amazed at how far we've come in the last hundred years with technology. ...”
10
01
Sad Tuesday
“Thank you all for coming by, day after day, to read the words of our ...”
Mar
31
Copperwound Chronicles Vol. 3
“Here in the last week, my band has spent fifteen hours in the studio, recording ...”
21
19
The History of Beer
“I read a great article about the history of beer and thought I would share ...”
13
I just joined the Darwin Awards.
“We used to do crazy shit when we were adolescents. Seriously. My mother used ...”
11
Not a Happy Customer
“If there's one thing I hate more than slamming my finger in a rusty door, ...”
06
I wear sheets and carry a lantern.
“Have you ever heard of the Anson Lights? Anson is a small town about ...”
Feb
29
Not That Kind of Pool
“A buddy of mine and I were shooting pool last night. We were sharing ...”
27
International Affairs
“When I was still in the service of the Service, back in late 1996, I ...”
26
Promotional Ideas
“A friend and I went to see G. Love & Special Sauce at the House ...”
20
The Dredge House Chronicles, Vol 6
“Final EditionWell I'm going to wrap up these here Chronicles, as I think I've told ...”
Jan
23
16
The Wasteful Years of Sleep
“I was thinking earlier about how I needed to rotate my mattress. Because there are ...”
05
If I Had a Time Machine
“Before we get into the details of how I would use my time machine, I ...”
01
And a Happy New Year...
“Looks like we made it into another century. I don't even know what that ...”
2007
Dec
21
13
Where are the good cats?
“This last Monday I took my folks to the airport for their trip to Hawaii. ...”
11
The Dredge House Chronicles, Vol 5
“Volume Five: Old Guy and The Onion IncidentThe Dredge House wasn't always fun. We did ...”
01
The Coolest Places I've Worked
“Being an unruly and independent sixteen-year-old means you don’t take shit from anyone. Or ...”
Nov
27
The Dredge House Chronicles, Vol 4
“Beth, My Sister, and the Open-Door Policy That Failed MeWhile I'm on the subject of ...”
21
15
The Dredge House Chronicles, Vol 2
“Volume Two: The Great Mate-Swap of 1994As I've told you, the Dredge House was always ...”
08
06
01
Oct
30
21
19
The 9 Types of Pain
“There are five types of pain, as the title of this column suggests. I'd like ...”
13
12
11
05
The Rocket Science of Our Generation
“Have you ever noticed that everywhere you go, no matter where you are you - ...”
03
Weekend in Houston
“A buddy and I are heading to Houston this weekend, formally so he can golf ...”
Sep
26
17
I could stop if I would...
“Well I've added a few new writers to the roster, I'm sure you'll be seeing ...”
10
Things That Make Me Go Boom
“You know what I hate worse than - well, than almost anything? I hate going ...”
06
04
Aug
Jun
Mar
22
Why I'm So Cynical
“Well, I don't really know why. But I can share with you a few examples ...”
12
Feb
22
The Mystery of the Keys
“I have a keybox mounted in the wall in my secret room. Yes, I built ...”
05
Jan
30
29
Out on Humanity
“Yeah, I've been out on humanity for a while. You know this. But this weekend, ...”
24
A Movie Not to Rent
“I rented (and suffered through) Down in the Valley with Edward Norton the other night. ...”
2006
Sep
Aug
21
Treasure in the Woods: Part 2
“Okay, I finally have some time to make the update I've promised for so long. ...”
Jul
May
Feb
13
Happy Useless Commercial Holiday!
“Yes, it's tomorrow. Already. It seems like yesterday was Valentime's Day 2005 and I was ...”
Jan
17
A Night At The Lakewood
“Well the gig Saturday night went surprisingly well. We had only one instance of technical ...”
04
I'm just a cracker.
“I have a friend named Keith who likes to use the word "nigger" a lot. ...”
2005
Dec
28
What, no San Diego Chronicles?
“I've been in San Diego all week, but haven't really been inspired to write anything ...”
24
All I want for Christmas…
“Christmas is the season for giving. It's better to give than to receive. Giving is ...”
17
A Nice Christmas Dinner
“It was this time - Christmas - of 1997, and the whole world was happy. ...”
12
Minnesota Chronicles, Vol. 2
“It's Monday now; I'm heading back home tomorrow. I've taken quite a few pictures, but ...”
09
Minnesota Chronicles, Vol. 1
“What's there to say about the fine state of Minnesota? Uh, well we'll see if ...”
Nov
15
Copperwound Chronicles Vol. 2
“So we had our first gig Saturday. Since no one else wants to write anything, ...”
Oct
31
Dirty, Dirty People
“I was using the great room of rest today, playing with my phone, minding my ...”
28
Happy Halloween. Yawn.
“The building where I'm working this week had a 'fall festival' today. Everyone was supposed ...”
19
17
There are no women in football.
“Friday night my better half spent the evening (well into Saturday morning) at her sister's ...”
12
Elevator Etiquette Refresher
“I know I've spoken about Elevator Etiquette before, but it's time to bring it up ...”
11
Copperwound Chronicles Vol. 1
“People ask me quite frequently "how I come up with this stuff", referring to my ...”
07
No Such Addressee...
“Kimbre's column reminded me of something that happened during my time in the military. I ...”
04
Trapped on Animal Planet
“The weirdest damn thing happened today, and though I'm not certain these two events are ...”
Sep
22
To Travel In Style
“What's up Rita. Welcome to Texas! We're excited to have you. Though it's beginning to ...”
15
My Run-in With a Pedophile
“When I was in grade school there was this kid who was a friend of ...”
14
Is there a woman who can drive?
“I had to miss work yesterday because of an injury. Let me tell you what ...”
13
Aug
31
30
Backstage Pass
“My dad was in the music distribution business for thirty-five years or so. To me ...”
16
10
Shit or Get Off
“Did you know there's a certain code you're supposed to follow when shitting in a ...”
08
Book Update
“I'm halfway done with the final readthrough of Resurrecting Mars. My dad read through it ...”
07
I'm getting too old for this shit.
“Yesterday a friend and I were swimming at his house when we decided to go ...”
05
Cast of Characters
“Stout and I sat on the balcony overlooking my pool for one or several hours ...”
Jul
30
The Burbank Chronicles, Vol. 1
“I flew out to Burbank last night for an early morning appointment today. I've never ...”
26
Customer Freaking Service
“I've something to say today about something that's very near and dear to me. Well ...”
22
20
19
To Get To The Other Side
“I spent most of the evening yesterday finishing up the decluttering of my house. This ...”
07
Jun
23
Part-Time Badass
“A friend of mine relayed a story the other day that I was quite fond ...”
14
06
03
Suit-Happy Bitches
“I'm ready for a new law: one that calls for strict punishment to those who ...”
May
25
From Panama With Love
“I guess I should talk about this. It's still the source of bad dreams that ...”
20
SpaceBrew Review: Star Wars III
“We saw the last Star Wars yesterday as a team. My boss took us all ...”
17
05
Steroids in Professional Sports
“There sure has been a lot of talk about steroid usage in the news lately. ...”
Apr
26
A Dish Best Served Full of Ashes
“I got to her house around seven. I'd come straight from work and was still ...”
22
The Long Way to Aquaintance
“I was sitting in a bar, watching the tiny television in the corner. This isn't ...”
14
Feb
22
The New Rules of Tipping
“Seriously. Where did we get these rules of ettiquette for tipping anyway? It's all a ...”
03
People are like birds.
“I've noticed over the last however-long-I've-been-driving-now that birds are evolving to be less afraid of ...”
2004
Dec
28
Newscasters: A Hive of Scum and Villainy
“We watched House tonight on television - great show, by the way - and as ...”
22
Probability Factor: Zero
“I've never been what you'd call a “good” golfer. I'm not even mediocre. I'm lucky ...”
Vegas baby, Vegas!
“Season's Greetings, everyone. Have you got all your Christmas shopping done? I don't. Three days ...”
17
Goodbye Crater
“Greetings friends and family of the Crater... The Moon's Crater Network has been alive and prosperous ...”
04
Nov
16
Sweet, Sweet Morning Air
“There's not much that can get me down in the mornings like traffic. I hate ...”
Jul
08
I swear, I didn't crap my pants.
“I sit here, at home, in total humiliation - of the worst kind. I've read/posted ...”
The Great Canine Collision of 2004
“Saturday, before I left the house, I let my dogs out in the back yard. ...”
Jun
Apr
06
And Justice for Dog
“Wow, I'm sitting here trembling with adrenaline and excitement. The guy I initially thought did ...”
Feb
2003
Nov
26
A Day With No Turkey
“Can you believe it's been a month and a half since I contributed? Well, I ...”
05
Blind
“I had an experience yesterday that really didn't affect me until today. I was driving ...”
Oct
Jul
22
Uh, you just blorted, dude.
“We've all read about it happening to someone - hell someone even posted a picture ...”
Jun
20
A Storm of My Conscience
“It came during darkness. In the late hours of the night, asleep, warm under my ...”
04
03
Road Trip Exchange
“I guess it was around June or July of 1995, and I was driving back ...”
02
Gracie, the Iranian Sandalhound
“I haven't had a puppy in so long I almost don't remember what their breath ...”
May
22
Byron Nelson Breeds Breastviewing
“It's my sister's birthday today. She turned thirty this morning around soap opera time. Thirty. ...”
15
Midnight's Park is Written
“I'm done. I finished late last night (early this morning). Holy cow, that was a task. ...”
09
Midnight's Park Nears Completion
“I'm perilously close to finishing. Aren't you excited? You should be. I'll be making the ...”
Apr
12
Almost done.
“I recently got in touch with an old friend of mine, who is a published ...”
11
Mar
09
SpaceBrew Review: The Trap
“I started reading The Trap by Tabitha King the other night, and immediately had to ...”
2002
Dec
Nov
17
How Not to Grill Steaks
“Sometimes I wonder how I made it this far. I mean - I like to ...”
May
14
13
My War on Wasps
“I hate wasps and hornets. They piss me off. I respect them, because - unlike ...”
07
03
02
Apr
29
Good News: Suicide is Legal
“Here's my bitch: that 43-year-old woman in the UK who wants to die is petitioning ...”
23
Qualms With Star Movies
“I have a bunch of qualms with Star Trek. For some people, all those interstellar ...”
22
19
Man Falls to Death in Las Colinas
“Sander and I were eating at the Italian joint down the way yesterday and took ...”
Chick Games
“Why is it that women wear things that show off their beautiful bodies? That's it. ...”
17
11
Selective Astrobiology
“Scientists recently began to believe there may be life on Europa, one of Jupiter's moons. ...”
09
Clans and Coffee Talk
“I think I've reached boiling point. I'm so sick of all the bullshit psychic wannabes ...”
05
03
Nicotine Lollipops
“Good day, Crater Faces. Another month is upon us, and another item of controversy has ...”
Mar
29
18
09
08
Space Saving 101
“I've been thinking lately about the concept of governmentally invoked population control methodology. You know, ...”
04
Feb
18
Lines, lines, lines...
“I've got something on my mind that's been pissing me off lately. It's about waiting ...”
08
We're Not PC Enough
“On my way to work this morning I heard on the radio that about 1500 ...”
01
How to Avoid a Ticket
“I was driving home last night on this old back highway that's not very popular. ...”
Jan
24
Boycott movie trailers!
“Movie trailers are beginning to really irritate me. They have gotten so good at making ...”
04
Another New Year's Party
“Well I survived all the drinking and all the parties and all the people and ...”
2001
Oct
15
What's happened to humans?
“At some point in my lifetime, I realized how much of a real rotten apple ...”
Sep
Jul
Jun
May
Apr
25
I should really be moving.
“We close Friday. We start moving Saturday. That is, of course, after the former owners ...”
Mar
23
Temporal Displacement
“There was a loud knock, then a slipping sound, and I sat up sharply in ...”
19
My Trip to Insanity
“I had earnestly been in search of slumber, but the bed where she lay was ...”
15
Where is God in Physics?
“It seems as though the efforts of physics and most other sciences is to completely ...”
08
06
05
Not In Your Area
“Check this out: I called Pizza Hut last night and asked for some pizza. The ...”
01
A Theory of Mine
“A friend and I were having a conversation the other night about quantum mechanics and ...”
Feb
27
26
23
15
Today's English Lesson
“I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. I will be out of town tomorrow, ...”
Jan
2000
Dec
26
11
This just in: People are morons.
“Did anyone watch the "watch with the world premiere event" last night on Discovery Channel ...”
Oct
18
Money Well Spent
“I think there's only one thing worse than buying concert tickets and coming to find ...”
Sep
26
A Few Anger-Inducing News Blurbs
“I was watching the news last night, and every single story pissed me off. First ...”
16
Drive Space Low on Planet Earth
“There are some six billion people alive in the world right now. That is half ...”
12
Aug
08
Children: Spare 'Em or Spoil 'Em?
“Let's talk about spanking children. A lot of people have a lot of problems ...”
04
A Welcome Rain
“It would seem that all life has come to a standstill in this drab parsed ...”
Jul
17
Fear of a Silent Elevator
“Have you ever noticed the silence that fills an elevator when more than one stranger ...”
1999
Apr
09
So this is April?
“This story may seem a little out of place amidst the last few columns I’ve ...”