SpaceBrew Review: Ratatouille

Just a quick note for you movie buffs out there. We picked up Ratatouille the other day for the kiddo, and watched it last night as a family. Awwww. :rolleyes:

Let me start by saying don’t waste your time with this one. It’s a waste of time, film and money. The story line is ludicrous. It’s about a rat who knows how to cook. Hot hot hotSo he controls some guy to help him get better at cooking. It’s ridiculous. The characters are paper thin, the plot is very predictable, and the language is hardly appropriate.

This is probably by far the worst movie I’ve ever seen – even for a Pixar film. I would not recommend anyone seeing this film. God, I wish I had that 120 minutes back. What I wouldn’t give for that time again. I could trim my hedges, work on my shed, look at some good porn on the internet… Wow.

Okay. Now in all seriousness, I feel like I have to be honest. But consider this the fine print. Nothing I just said about the movie is true. I just don’t want to admit that this was probably the best film I’ve seen all year. Good God, don’t walk – run. Go get yourself a copy. I laughed out loud probably a dozen or more times. Got a little teary-eyed at the end, got all tingly during the romantic parts, felt strangely attracted to Colette… Pixar really knows how to make a picture. Okay, nothing further. Carry on.

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4 Responses

  1. Moonshine says:

    So I’m sitting here, trying to come up with something to say to this…and I can’t. I have nothing to say. Well, nothing that isn’t “So you’re kind of a pussy, right?” :)

  2. Could I get you to rent this for me so I don’t have a problem with anyone questioning my manhood or if I have children young enough to watch it?

  3. scott says:

    We took our kids, and my inlaws girls to see that when it first came out. I wasn’t near as impressed as you were. Maybe it was because it was a nice sunny day with no wind, and golf kept popping up in my head.

  4. Jeremy says:

    I thought this movie was pretty good to. I didn’t think Collete was hot like you did though. She’s French! What’s wrong with you Space?

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