For years I’ve been looking at Pamela Anderson and wondering what the hell. I look at all the same pictures everyone else does, I suppose. I check the celebrity sites sometimes to see who’s showing their boobies in public. And I’ve seen just about all her pictures. I have actually even actively sought out her pictures on several occasions for research purposes. Seriously, she never did anything for me. I would look at them to see if I could see what the big deal was for everyone. And I never did.

Until I saw her new show on Fox, called Stacked. I don’t know what it is about seeing her in action, but obviously she became three-dimensional at that point. Of course I’ve seen “the video”. Again, it did nothing for me. But now that I’ve seen her acting and being more than a two-dimensional image in a picture, I’ve begun to find her attractive. She’s definitely got charisma. She’s remarkably charming, and I’d never have guessed it.

I have to retract that statement above (the one about not seeing her live) – actually I remember now, I think I have seen Barb Wire. I don’t think I need to go into that though. Anyway, the point being that now that I’ve seen her acting on that show, I’ve started to kind of understand whence the PamFans are coming. And naturally, with a fondness of presence comes a physical attraction.

Now every time I see her, she’s hotter than the last time. And in light of this new attraction, I’ve gone back to do more “research”. Unfortunately though, I’ve too long been a fan of the natural to appreciate her gigantic silicans. And what with her having removed them, then having them reimplanted, I can only imagine how bad they must really look without the airbrush. Not to mention how they must feel. Of course, being a man of evidence-before-belief, I’d not be opposed to a little research in that area as well. In the name of science, of course!